1 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,223 Wait, so this happened today? 2 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,659 Hell yes. 3 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:07,727 This is hot off the presses. 4 00:02:07,729 --> 00:02:10,397 I'm gonna say this once and no repeats. 5 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:12,263 Now my main man Doyle over here 6 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,566 gives me a phone call. 7 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,133 He's got a boarder, got a young lady 8 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,736 out there at his Airbnb. 9 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,705 She's got a problem. 10 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,239 A snake problem. 11 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,240 Oh, Lord. 12 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,475 Becky, I'm telling you, 13 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,877 I ain't never seen a woman so 14 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,478 hysterical in all my life. 15 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,249 And I've been married twice. 16 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,850 Hey now, Bonnie was good for you. 17 00:02:30,852 --> 00:02:32,386 Not just me. 18 00:02:32,787 --> 00:02:34,987 So I head on over there 19 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,321 and I pop up on the porch. 20 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,890 Now she's got the house locked up 21 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,525 tighter than a drum, all right? 22 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,627 She's pacing back and forth a little bit. 23 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,729 She's a little bit frantic, all right? 24 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,330 And she eventually comes to a halt, 25 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,298 takes a shot of tequila. 26 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,166 My kind of girl. 27 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,935 And then she points and says, 28 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,337 "There it is over there!" 29 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,172 Hey, you gotta hear this. 30 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,240 This is great. 31 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,643 All right, I look out into the yard and 32 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,512 judging from the way she was acting and 33 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,279 conducting herself, I was expecting 34 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,181 something in the way of a giant African 35 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,717 python or some such. 36 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:06,418 But when I take a look out there and take a 37 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,319 strong little gander, 38 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,157 all I can see is this little old 39 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:14,126 prairie rattler doing 17 kinds of 40 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,095 nothing, lazing in the sun, 41 00:03:16,097 --> 00:03:18,998 minding its own business. 42 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,966 So I head on over to the shed, 43 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,802 and I get Doyle's shovel. 44 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,504 I keep a good long-handler in there 45 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,472 just for such an occasion. 46 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,141 Well, sure, obviously. 47 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:33,112 So the shovel in hand, I sally up behind 48 00:03:33,114 --> 00:03:35,114 Mr. No Shoulders there. 49 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:36,949 I wait and I wait and I wait and I'm 50 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,017 quiet and then 51 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,020 Like that! 52 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:44,590 I chop off his head, easy as pie. 53 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,459 But before this thing even stops wriggling, 54 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,794 before I've had a chance to 55 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,831 sort of gather up the many snakey innards, 56 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:52,832 I look over there and 57 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:54,667 she's barreling out of the door, all right? 58 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,468 She's bounded off the porch and she's 59 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,270 making a beeline towards me, all right? 60 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:00,806 And I'm thinking at this point, maybe, 61 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,975 well, maybe she's just being all happy 62 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:03,976 and she's going to give me a 63 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,443 thank you kiss on the forehead, 64 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,580 maybe throw her arms around my neck because 65 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:10,315 she's so happy to be snake free. 66 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,085 Instead, she starts screaming, 67 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,121 "Murderer!" 68 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,254 Have you ever heard any 69 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,656 shit like that before? 70 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,525 Wait, so what'd you say back? 71 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,258 Well, it wasn't a whole 72 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,928 heck of a lot I could say. 73 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,465 I kind of just tipped my hat, 74 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:27,298 and I got out of there as quickly as possible 75 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,869 without her noticing my snakeskin boots. 76 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,540 Can you imagine? 77 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,676 That's so good. 78 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:37,710 Well, how about another round, killer? 79 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:38,409 Sounds good. 80 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,180 Make it two, darling. 81 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,413 And this one's on me for your troubles. 82 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,816 Much appreciated. 83 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:46,953 Hold on one second. 84 00:04:47,188 --> 00:04:48,154 Perfect. 85 00:04:48,156 --> 00:04:49,320 Here's a little something for 86 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,258 wife number three. 87 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,926 Well, I can't wait to meet her. 88 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:57,331 Hey, you mind closing up tonight? 89 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,898 Yeah, is everything okay? 90 00:04:58,900 --> 00:04:59,464 Yeah, I just got to 91 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,867 head over to my brothers. 92 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:02,802 Mmm, Cody. 93 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,470 There's a boy that married well. 94 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,206 Married up's more like it. 95 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:08,507 Wait, so you're actually going to go 96 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,242 to Mindy's birthday party? 97 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,012 Trust me, if I didn't have to. 98 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:14,315 Well, good luck with that. 99 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,048 Y'all don't have too much fun without me. 100 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,318 Never do. 101 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:18,383 Never will. 102 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,453 Oh, wait. 103 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,855 Don't forget to tell Cody I said hi. 104 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,322 OK. 105 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,303 That's really nice. 106 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,204 Oh, excuse me. 107 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:26,507 Hey, stranger. 108 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,708 Pastor Mike. 109 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,644 Well, it's been forever. 110 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,145 How you doing? 111 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,812 Oh, you know, I'm OK. 112 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,514 Yeah, you still at the bar? 113 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:36,582 Yeah, I just got off. 114 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,018 Oh, nice. 115 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,521 Well, anything new? 116 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,320 Nope. 117 00:08:41,322 --> 00:08:42,354 Anyone? 118 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,423 No. 119 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,326 Surprised to see you here. 120 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,293 Well, the missus is 121 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,730 still laid up with the flu, 122 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:51,663 but the Archers, they 123 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,265 donated the new Sunday school 124 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,800 so here I am. 125 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,203 I'm ready to party. 126 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,305 I can see that. 127 00:08:58,572 --> 00:08:59,740 Oh, no. 128 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:00,839 Oh, I got to put my 129 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,341 sweet tea in something. 130 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:03,610 Oh, right. 131 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,278 Well, anyways, we sure have 132 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,814 missed seeing you on Sundays. 133 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,484 Lord knows the potluck has. 134 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:11,750 One of these days, 135 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,851 I'm going to figure out what that is 136 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,655 that you put in the potato salad. 137 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:15,954 Yeah, well, I've just been 138 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,226 really busy lately, you know. 139 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,261 Sure, sure. 140 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,597 Well, don't stay away too long. 141 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:24,830 I may have to go all in 142 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,667 on Becky's casserole. 143 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:28,168 Okay. 144 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:33,073 Well, I should probably go see Cody. 145 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:33,806 Cody. 146 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:35,874 Oh, I saw him and Mindy 147 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,544 up there by the bar. 148 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,446 Okay, thanks. 149 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,681 See you later. 150 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,617 I sure hope so. 151 00:09:53,562 --> 00:09:54,593 So I'm sitting there in the 152 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,328 new truck waiting on Cody, 153 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,664 like always. 154 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,231 Finally, he comes out with the groceries, 155 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:02,367 and then I hear this, "hey, cowboy!" 156 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,001 What? 157 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:03,802 Oh, yeah. 158 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,707 So I look over, and there's Becky. 159 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:09,308 Sitting in her beat up old Chevy, 160 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,776 just laughing it up, making 161 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,845 all kinds of eyes at my husband. 162 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:13,645 Should have gotten a 163 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,182 ticket for loitering. 164 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:16,583 If only we had a sheriff. 165 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:18,417 If only I had a deputy. 166 00:10:18,419 --> 00:10:20,352 Oh, I'd be happy to make that call. 167 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,086 Or, you know, you could just 168 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,723 take it as a compliment, honey. 169 00:10:23,324 --> 00:10:24,056 Well, I took it as a 170 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,426 reason to send one less invite. 171 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:28,395 Sissy. 172 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,329 Hey, you made it. 173 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,398 Here we go. 174 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,800 You back on the 'rettes? 175 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,267 Yeah. 176 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:36,635 And no you can't bum one. 177 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,305 We'll see about that. 178 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:39,071 So what happened? 179 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,139 I thought you were working tonight. 180 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,107 Yeah, well, everyone's here, so-- 181 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,210 Not everyone. 182 00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:48,046 And Becky's closing up for me so. 183 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,848 She said to say hi, by the way. 184 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,284 That's so nice. 185 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:52,718 Happy birthday. 186 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,254 Thank you. 187 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,087 Hey, y'all. 188 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,156 Hey. 189 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,560 I like your earrings. 190 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:01,594 Where'd you get them? 191 00:11:01,596 --> 00:11:02,394 Oh, thanks. 192 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,431 Yeah, they were my mom's. 193 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:05,964 And you know mom never really thought 194 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,368 that they looked that good on me, so-- 195 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,638 How are the kids? 196 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,540 Good. 197 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,173 They're great. 198 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:14,840 Handful. 199 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,141 So my folks took them tonight, 200 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:16,909 thank God. 201 00:11:16,911 --> 00:11:18,477 Finally get to have a little fun. 202 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:19,411 Mm-hmm. 203 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,078 Cheers. 204 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,380 Y'all definitely did it up here. 205 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,482 Ooh. 206 00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:23,817 You should see the bill. 207 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:24,951 What's that? 208 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,386 Hmm. 209 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:28,455 Yeah? 210 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,956 I mean, I just-- 211 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,758 just money don't grow on trees, honey. 212 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,458 That's all. 213 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,326 No. 214 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:35,694 Also doesn't grow on 215 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,564 loaded F-250s either, sweetheart. 216 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,665 Okay. 217 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,467 You know what? 218 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,134 Why don't we cheap out when 219 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,837 your birthday comes around? 220 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,104 We could drive up to that 221 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,540 diner and Alpine you like, 222 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,340 put a little candle 223 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,875 in that awful meatloaf. 224 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,976 Oh, come on, Mindy. 225 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,545 You can at least get the man a steak. 226 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:53,412 Oh, no, no, no. 227 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:56,483 See, that would be too expensive, Miguel. 228 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,550 All I'm saying is-- 229 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,984 All I'm saying is maybe you 230 00:11:58,986 --> 00:11:59,952 should take it a little easy 231 00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:01,720 on the whiskey, sweetheart. 232 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,921 I think I've had my fill of 233 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,925 embarrassment for one birthday. 234 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,894 Hey, Mindy. 235 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:10,663 Right here. 236 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:11,631 Y'all didn't. 237 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,232 It was your brother's idea. 238 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:13,799 And mine. 239 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,766 Carmen and I just 240 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,470 totally agreed with it. 241 00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:20,307 There she is. 242 00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:21,206 Happy birthday, honey. 243 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,741 Hey, how's everybody feeling tonight? 244 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,944 I'm going to get you. 245 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,144 Well, I just want to take a 246 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,813 sec and say a big old thank 247 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,781 y'all from me and the rest of the Archer 248 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,485 family for being here. 249 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:32,586 It means a lot. 250 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,654 I also have a quick story-- 251 00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:35,821 Can I talk to you a minute? 252 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,922 Believe me, your gonna wanna see this. 253 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,524 When Mindy was 11 years old 254 00:12:38,526 --> 00:12:40,293 she wanted to be a singer. 255 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,827 And she had the biggest 256 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,996 crush on Anakin Skywalker. 257 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:44,863 All right, Billy. 258 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,433 That's enough. 259 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,800 I apologize, but you're probably going to 260 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,503 feel a little like you did 261 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:51,770 when I caught you 262 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,472 singing a classic song 263 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,042 to your Anakin poster. 264 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:59,312 So, sis, this one's for you. 265 00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:00,479 Oh, Lord. 266 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:01,380 Ready? 267 00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:03,181 One, two, three, four. 268 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,454 Let's go, girls. 269 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,958 I need to talk to you. 270 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,361 I'm going out tonight. 271 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,532 I'm feeling all right. 272 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:24,069 Lord, what's the problem? 273 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,804 We're missing the whole deal. 274 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,639 What's he doing here? 275 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:27,339 Who? 276 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:28,373 Who do you think? 277 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,676 What, Billy? 278 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,643 He's Mindy's brother. 279 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:31,877 7Don't use her as an excuse. 280 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,545 Excuse? 281 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:33,245 It's her birthday. 282 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,447 So? 283 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,517 So I-- 284 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:38,950 well, you said you 285 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,918 weren't even going to come. 286 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,388 I swear to God, Cody. 287 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,626 Look, 288 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,364 I know y'all went on a few dates. 289 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:52,732 You got to be realistic. 290 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:53,566 It's not like you're 291 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,099 never going to see him again. 292 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:54,933 Well, fuck Billy, okay? 293 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,103 That's not why-- 294 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,042 What? 295 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,548 I need a loan. 296 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,093 A loan? 297 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:21,761 Yeah. 298 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,564 How much? 299 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,035 $700. 300 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:34,807 That's it? Just 700 bucks? 301 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,642 No explanation, nothing, just -- 302 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,079 Never needed one before. 303 00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:40,045 So you didn't come here 304 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,614 for Mindy or me or-- 305 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,948 No, that's not what-- 306 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,650 Well, it's sure what it looks like. 307 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:45,785 You don't see the kids anymore. 308 00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:47,185 I love those kids. 309 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,489 You've been MIA for the last two months, 310 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:50,922 and then you finally show up. 311 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,990 It's none of your business. 312 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,191 It's my business when you 313 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,993 come and asking for money. 314 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,195 It's the same shit over and over and over. 315 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,698 You think I want to be asking? 316 00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,665 You think I want to be givin'? 317 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,633 Yes, Christ, Cody. 318 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,103 It's not even your money. 319 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,460 Look. 320 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,700 If you really want to know why. 321 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:40,941 No. 322 00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,112 I don't. 323 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,225 Mindy's going to have my ass. 324 00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,697 Just stay here. 325 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,566 I'll be right back. 326 00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:48,942 Hey. 327 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,284 It's been a while. 328 00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:24,278 Shit. 329 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,353 Turn off that TV and get 330 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,156 your shoes on right now. 331 00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:24,890 Hello. 332 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:25,457 Hey, Becks. 333 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,458 How's it going? 334 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,960 Oh, you know, just a typical Sunday. 335 00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:28,961 Frank got called in, so now 336 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:29,729 I gotta deal with the potluck 337 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:30,830 and Sunday school. 338 00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:31,530 Oh that sucks. 339 00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:32,798 Oh, no, tell me about it. 340 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,399 I mean, we could sure use the overtime, 341 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,135 but I married a morning person for a reason. 342 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,471 Let's go. 343 00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:39,872 Give it back! 344 00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,006 No you threw it at me! 345 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,209 Hey leave your sister alone! 346 00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:44,143 He took my shoes! 347 00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:44,844 Harper! 348 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:45,211 Give it back! 349 00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:45,945 No! 350 00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:47,680 I am on the phone. 351 00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:49,380 Now cut it out before I take that shoe 352 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,385 and tan both y'all's hides. 353 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,252 Oh, God help me. 354 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,788 They know I'm all talk. 355 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:56,856 What's up? 356 00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,191 Maybe this isn't a good time. 357 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:00,391 Oh, no, please. This is all the time. 358 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,462 What's up? 359 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:05,030 Well, I was hoping you 360 00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,500 could cover my shift. 361 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:07,332 What, tonight? 362 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,433 Yeah, I just-- 363 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,002 I have some things I got to do today. 364 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:11,269 On a Sunday? 365 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,505 Yeah, it's just-- 366 00:21:12,507 --> 00:21:13,539 You know, you keep missing church like this, 367 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,240 and St. Peter's going 368 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:15,376 to have to card ya. 369 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:16,776 I know, I know, 370 00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:18,443 I mean, if it could wait a day, but-- 371 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,245 Oh, all right, all right. 372 00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:20,045 Don't worry about it 373 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:20,713 I'll work it out with Frank. 374 00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:21,781 It's fine. 375 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,150 I so love you right now. 376 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:24,984 Okay, so the next time 377 00:21:24,986 --> 00:21:25,818 I need a morning school drop off 378 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:26,852 for these kids-- 379 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,254 Oh, consider it done. 380 00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:29,121 Mhmm. 381 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,089 Kade took my bible! 382 00:21:30,091 --> 00:21:31,257 Okay, hey, I've got to go. 383 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:31,957 Okay, thanks, babe. 384 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,958 Okay, bye. 385 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,028 Hey! 386 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,268 Morning, Otto. 387 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,838 Cold front must be moving in. 388 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,307 Damn legs aching again. 389 00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:23,043 Ought to try some icy hot. 390 00:22:23,077 --> 00:22:24,243 Ah that stuff just 391 00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:26,180 stinks up the whole place. 392 00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,482 Hey, where are the prepaids at? 393 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,049 The what? 394 00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:30,950 The phones. 395 00:22:30,952 --> 00:22:33,085 Oh, right over there. 396 00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:34,555 Oh, thanks. 397 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,454 I swear these phones are 398 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,359 getting so out of hand. 399 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,926 I mean, what was wrong with a payphone? 400 00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:43,662 Worked every time, cost me a quarter. 401 00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:45,197 But Steve, what is nuts 402 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,364 got all you youngins 403 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,498 thinking that you need 404 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,001 some new fangled gadget. 405 00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:51,171 Hey, Otto, how's the leg? 406 00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:52,406 It's aching. 407 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,106 And I tell you what, 408 00:22:54,108 --> 00:22:55,307 a front's moving in 409 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,977 as sure as your sweet tooth. 410 00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,549 Well, busted. 411 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:04,051 Hmm? 412 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:05,751 I sneak in here every 413 00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:07,920 Sunday early before service. 414 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,356 I don't need anyone 415 00:23:10,358 --> 00:23:11,456 telling my better half 416 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,359 that I'm still buying donuts. 417 00:23:13,361 --> 00:23:15,462 Well, your secret's safe with me. 418 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,064 Oh. 419 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,803 Hey, I didn't get a chance to 420 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:26,471 say goodbye to you last night. 421 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,840 I looked for you. 422 00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:30,242 Yeah, well, it was a long day. 423 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,345 Yeah, sure. 424 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:35,314 Hey, listen, I hope it didn't come across 425 00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:37,651 like I was giving you grief 426 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:40,687 for not being at church lately. 427 00:23:41,188 --> 00:23:42,021 Oh, no. 428 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:43,188 No, it was fine. 429 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:44,258 No. 430 00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:45,224 No, it wasn't. 431 00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:46,091 I'm sorry. 432 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:46,725 I don't want to be 433 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:48,961 that kind of a preacher. 434 00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,464 Well, you're not. 435 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:52,698 Well, what I wanted to 436 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,300 say was I love seeing you 437 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:56,203 in church on Sunday but, 438 00:23:57,204 --> 00:23:59,373 any day of the week-- 439 00:24:00,241 --> 00:24:01,273 I appreciate it. 440 00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:02,141 I mean it. 441 00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:03,474 I'm always there. 442 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,077 And I promise you won't 443 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:06,612 get a guilt trip from me. 444 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,615 I know we're all works in progress. 445 00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,284 Lord knows I am. 446 00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,621 Well, I know where to find you. 447 00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,023 Okay. 448 00:24:18,726 --> 00:24:20,727 Your phone on the fritz? 449 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:25,632 Yeah, it's just-- it's a long story. 450 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,735 Oh, I-- 451 00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:33,040 in case you lost your contacts. 452 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,409 Thanks. 453 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:40,045 That one there on the bottom 454 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:41,013 that's your best bet 455 00:24:41,015 --> 00:24:41,714 cause you get the 456 00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:43,015 most for your money there. 457 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:45,084 Oh, great. 458 00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:46,353 Thank you. 459 00:24:50,391 --> 00:24:51,857 And a pack of-- 460 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,260 Ah! 461 00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:57,464 Had them ready for you. 462 00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,665 How are those burritos today? 463 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:02,503 Oh, you know I make them good. 464 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,603 Come on. 465 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,172 Shit. 466 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,012 Fuck! 467 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,148 Fuck! 468 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:17,838 Oh, son of a bitch. 469 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,913 Damn it. 470 00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:33,887 Of course. 471 00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:38,792 Come on. 472 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:44,731 You're kidding me. 473 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,555 God damn it. 474 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:02,334 Hey. 475 00:30:02,336 --> 00:30:02,801 Hey. 476 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,069 You all right? 477 00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:05,904 Yeah, just a little car trouble. 478 00:30:05,906 --> 00:30:08,307 Oh, was that your truck I saw back there? 479 00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:09,341 What's left of it. 480 00:30:09,343 --> 00:30:10,710 Oh, man. 481 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,578 Hop on in. 482 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:13,378 You sure? 483 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:13,845 Yeah. 484 00:30:13,847 --> 00:30:14,714 Totally. 485 00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:15,648 Where are you headed? 486 00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:16,850 Well, 487 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:18,817 there's a gas station 488 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,021 just up the road. 489 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:21,888 Works for me. 490 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,865 I'm Haley, by the way. 491 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,402 Nice meeting you. 492 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:39,037 I can turn that up if you like. 493 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:40,305 No, no, it's actually perfect. 494 00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,374 Okay. 495 00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:44,943 Hey, can I have-- 496 00:30:44,945 --> 00:30:45,911 Oh, my god. 497 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:46,912 Of course. 498 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:48,447 Yeah, I can't even imagine. 499 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,616 Thank you. 500 00:30:51,753 --> 00:30:53,386 So where were you headed? 501 00:30:55,557 --> 00:30:56,455 Just over to Alpine. 502 00:30:56,457 --> 00:30:57,623 Not far. 503 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,458 It's like 50 miles, right? 504 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:00,760 A little less, but yeah. 505 00:31:00,762 --> 00:31:01,794 Wow. 506 00:31:01,796 --> 00:31:03,363 Wat was taking you out all that way? 507 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:06,499 Just got to pick up some medicine. 508 00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:08,634 Yeah, I'd be there already if 509 00:31:08,636 --> 00:31:10,137 my fan belt hadn't shredded. 510 00:31:10,538 --> 00:31:12,003 That sounds bad. 511 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:13,740 Trust me, it looks even worse. 512 00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:14,607 Just a bunch of 513 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,143 rubber spaghetti under the hood. 514 00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:17,677 Yikes. 515 00:31:18,613 --> 00:31:19,211 I'm sure there'll be a 516 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,714 tow truck in the next town. 517 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:22,682 A tow truck? 518 00:31:22,684 --> 00:31:23,850 In Marathon? 519 00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:26,053 That'll be the day. 520 00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:30,091 So what are you going to do? 521 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:31,724 What do you mean? 522 00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:32,725 Well I mean if there's 523 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,328 not a tow truck? 524 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:36,328 I'm just going to buy a fan belt. 525 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,132 It's a simple fix with the right part. 526 00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:40,967 Damn, girl. 527 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:41,967 What? 528 00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:43,101 Nothing, I just didn't realize 529 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,672 I picked up such a boss mechanic. 530 00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,106 I work at a bar. 531 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,610 I just drive an old truck. 532 00:31:55,850 --> 00:31:56,749 What about you? 533 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:57,750 Hmm? 534 00:31:57,752 --> 00:31:58,851 What do you do? 535 00:31:58,853 --> 00:32:00,318 Oh, I'm in tech. 536 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,822 Digital marketing, actually. 537 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,590 Social media stuff. 538 00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,391 Like Facebook or something? 539 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:07,225 Yeah, sort of. 540 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,261 I mean, more like hacking the Google 541 00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:11,229 algorithm, that sort of thing. 542 00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:12,966 It's all really technical. 543 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:15,969 So I'm guessing you're from Austin. 544 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:18,105 Was it the hair? 545 00:32:18,439 --> 00:32:19,171 I just-- 546 00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:21,006 I did this for the festival. 547 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:21,707 Figured I'd lean 548 00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:23,443 into the vibe, you know? 549 00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:24,744 Plus it's Marfa, so. 550 00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,211 Oh. 551 00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:27,847 It's Transpaco's time again, huh? 552 00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:28,781 You've heard of it? 553 00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:29,816 Oh, yeah. 554 00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,116 Tourists come out every year. 555 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:32,317 Just keeps getting bigger and bigger. 556 00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:33,619 Yeah, this girl I used to date in college 557 00:32:33,621 --> 00:32:35,189 would not shut up about it. 558 00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:36,988 Really? 559 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:37,989 Yeah, and that was back when it was just 560 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,458 a couple of bands around a bonfire. 561 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,661 But now, I mean, when my friend showed me 562 00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:43,097 the lineup for this year-- 563 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:45,130 Well, I'm sure you all 564 00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,499 will have a great time. 565 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,369 Well, I plan on it. 566 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,870 They all had to bail last minute, so. 567 00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:54,039 So you're going alone? 568 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,242 Yeah. 569 00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:56,374 Yeah, why not? 570 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:59,013 You know, it's destination unknown. 571 00:32:59,848 --> 00:33:00,680 Plus I've always 572 00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:01,614 wanted to come out this way. 573 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:04,349 So I finally said, "Haley, stop saying 574 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,653 you're going to do it, and just do it." 575 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,154 And then maybe afterwards, I'll go out 576 00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,989 camping at Big Bend or something. 577 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,159 Who knows? 578 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,492 By yourself. 579 00:33:13,494 --> 00:33:16,030 Yeah, leap and the net will appear, right? 580 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:27,841 Look, I know we just met, but this? 581 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:30,144 This ain't Austin. 582 00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:32,578 You are in the middle of 583 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:34,212 absolute nowhere. 584 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:36,283 And you got to respect that. 585 00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:37,917 Half the time your phone doesn't work. 586 00:33:37,919 --> 00:33:38,885 And even if it does, it's 587 00:33:38,887 --> 00:33:40,920 not like you can call 911. 588 00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:41,721 Most of these towns don't 589 00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:43,221 even have a police station. 590 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:45,625 The closest hospital is in Alpine. 591 00:33:45,627 --> 00:33:46,391 Really? 592 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:47,594 Yeah. 593 00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:50,161 I'm just saying, you can't 594 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:52,732 afford to have blinders on, right? 595 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,032 You know, if you find 596 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,033 yourself in trouble out here, 597 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,937 you won't just magically find help. 598 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:01,641 You found me. 599 00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:45,052 Um, they do take credit cards, right? 600 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:46,820 Huh? 601 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:48,353 Credit cards? 602 00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:50,890 Yeah, just fill up and do it inside. 603 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:52,259 Okay. 604 00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:57,597 Hey, thanks again for the ride. 605 00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:58,064 Oh, yeah. 606 00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:59,166 Happy to help. 607 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,939 Come on. 608 00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:09,276 There we go. 609 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,645 Nesto? 610 00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:14,014 Yeah, one sec. 611 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:15,748 Come on, you son of a-- 612 00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:23,121 Sorry about that. 613 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,025 Dang thing didn't want to budge. 614 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,793 So what can I-- 615 00:35:28,863 --> 00:35:30,630 '93 F-150. 616 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:32,032 You got it. 617 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:33,365 That's not too hard to remember. 618 00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:34,867 Not many '93s still 619 00:35:34,869 --> 00:35:36,002 kicking around these days. 620 00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:36,902 Well, if she was, I 621 00:35:36,904 --> 00:35:38,606 wouldn't be here, so-- 622 00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:40,773 They always need my help sooner or later. 623 00:35:40,975 --> 00:35:42,942 So what can I do for you? 624 00:35:42,944 --> 00:35:43,876 Fan belt. 625 00:35:43,878 --> 00:35:44,944 Fan belt. 626 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:46,813 Little bastards ruin everything. 627 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:48,315 Come on in. 628 00:35:51,552 --> 00:35:52,618 What are we looking for here? 629 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:53,853 A 96 incher? 630 00:35:53,855 --> 00:35:55,055 97. 631 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:57,158 97, 97. 632 00:35:58,225 --> 00:35:59,692 Shit. 633 00:35:59,827 --> 00:36:00,894 What? 634 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:03,164 One more thing for the list. 635 00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:04,365 Sorry? 636 00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:06,132 Sally's been visiting 637 00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,099 her sister for a month, 638 00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:08,901 and the damn system's broken. 639 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:10,069 Supposed to be she gets the 640 00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:12,337 parts, and I fix the cars, but 641 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,841 now it's turned into I'm by myself and 642 00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:17,810 well, I run out of shit. 643 00:36:17,945 --> 00:36:19,244 I'm sorry, darling. 644 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:20,813 Why don't you come back next week? 645 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:47,208 Hi can I come up? 646 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,574 Hi. 647 00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:49,141 Hi. 648 00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:51,844 Hello, smarty pants. 649 00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:53,179 Do you want some pets? 650 00:36:53,181 --> 00:36:54,212 Yes. 651 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,915 Do you want some pets? 652 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:57,717 Are you so good? 653 00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,018 Can I get a photo? 654 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,019 Yes? 655 00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:01,455 Can I get a photo? 656 00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,013 Hello? 657 00:37:27,215 --> 00:37:28,349 Hi. 658 00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:30,384 Cody, please? 659 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:32,985 This is his wife. 660 00:37:32,987 --> 00:37:34,521 Who is this? 661 00:37:34,789 --> 00:37:35,821 Mindy, it's me. 662 00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:36,956 Oh. 663 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,361 Where are you calling from? 664 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,795 It's a long story. 665 00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:44,465 Always is. 666 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,766 I know, right? 667 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,835 So is Cody there? 668 00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:49,434 Mm. 669 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,071 Yeah, he's working. 670 00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:52,905 Okay. 671 00:37:52,907 --> 00:37:53,873 Well, would you mind 672 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,376 grabbing him for me? 673 00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:57,143 Yeah, I don't-- 674 00:37:57,145 --> 00:37:58,409 It will only take a second. 675 00:37:58,411 --> 00:37:59,277 No, it's just he's going 676 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:00,278 to be at it for a while. 677 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,113 I know, but-- 678 00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:01,881 It's-- 679 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,215 I can take a message. 680 00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:04,282 It's not-- 681 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:07,520 I mean, look, I promise 682 00:38:07,522 --> 00:38:09,287 it won't take long at all. 683 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,422 Well, like I said, he's busy. 684 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:12,591 Mindy, come on. Seriously, 685 00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:13,993 I need to talk to my brother. 686 00:38:14,662 --> 00:38:16,695 No, I don't really know what to say. 687 00:38:16,697 --> 00:38:18,432 I got a real problem here. 688 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,865 Well, why don't you just 689 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:22,136 use the seven hundred bucks he gave you? 690 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:30,444 Mindy, please. 691 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:34,548 I need help. 692 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,587 Hello? 693 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,192 You've gotten all the help 694 00:38:46,194 --> 00:38:47,561 you're gonna get from us. 695 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:53,966 Hello? 696 00:38:54,635 --> 00:38:55,502 Mindy? 697 00:38:56,103 --> 00:38:57,171 Hello? 698 00:39:09,717 --> 00:39:11,218 Bye. 699 00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:12,818 Bye, Whiskey. 700 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,088 Nice to meet you. 701 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,828 Oh, my god. 702 00:39:22,830 --> 00:39:23,662 Did you see that? 703 00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:25,231 Yeah, looks like you made a new friend. 704 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,032 The rest of my trip is like that. 705 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,102 Look. 706 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,535 Look at that. 707 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,238 It's a good looking horse. 708 00:39:31,339 --> 00:39:33,471 They said that he's a um, a bay gelding, 709 00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:34,573 and his name is Whiskey. 710 00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:36,108 Can you believe? 711 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,611 Cowboys and their names. 712 00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:39,380 Oh, crap. 713 00:39:40,081 --> 00:39:40,813 I didn't even think 714 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,449 they're headed in your direction. 715 00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:43,549 Actually, they didn't 716 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:45,284 have what I needed here. 717 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,952 And, uh, turns out I need 718 00:39:46,954 --> 00:39:48,355 to get to Alpine anyway. 719 00:39:48,789 --> 00:39:52,358 So if I pick up your gas-- 720 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,460 Oh. 721 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:56,996 I mean, if you can throw in some snacks. 722 00:39:58,099 --> 00:39:59,400 I think I can do that. 723 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:04,471 Okay. 724 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:07,241 So there I am. 725 00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:09,410 I'm at this tailgate, right? 726 00:40:09,543 --> 00:40:12,111 I'm talking to this really cute girl with 727 00:40:12,113 --> 00:40:13,279 horn-rimmed glasses. 728 00:40:13,281 --> 00:40:14,747 And I've got a beer in one hand 729 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,315 and a big old bag of flaming 730 00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:17,549 hot Cheetos in the other. 731 00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:18,416 They're so good. 732 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:19,151 No, they're the best. 733 00:40:19,153 --> 00:40:20,152 They're simply the best. 734 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:21,754 And I was crushing them, 735 00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:23,421 so we all know I was feeling 736 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:24,625 pretty good about life. 737 00:40:25,593 --> 00:40:28,429 Anyway, the girl has to hit the bathroom. 738 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,629 And the second that she turns her back, 739 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:33,198 I hear my friends yell, shooters! 740 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,268 Uh-oh. 741 00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:35,334 Seriously. 742 00:40:35,336 --> 00:40:36,168 And then they pull out 743 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,636 their super longboard 744 00:40:37,638 --> 00:40:39,238 with these bull horns at the end, 745 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,072 because you know, 746 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:41,542 it's the Texas Longhorns. 747 00:40:42,243 --> 00:40:43,809 And it's got these little, like, 748 00:40:43,811 --> 00:40:45,411 depressions in it, right? 749 00:40:45,413 --> 00:40:47,478 So that is where the Dixie Cubs go. 750 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,614 Oh, that's right. 751 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:50,215 And then the vodka comes out. 752 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:51,317 And I hear the other girls go, 753 00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:53,352 Haley, get your ass over here! 754 00:40:53,354 --> 00:40:54,053 Because you know this 755 00:40:54,055 --> 00:40:54,887 is going on in stuff. 756 00:40:54,889 --> 00:40:55,421 Of course. 757 00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:56,487 So I go over there, 758 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:57,923 and we take the shots. 759 00:40:57,925 --> 00:40:59,325 And we're looking at the pictures. 760 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,225 And, you know, we look 761 00:41:00,227 --> 00:41:01,694 good, so they look good. 762 00:41:01,696 --> 00:41:03,062 And while we're doing that, they're 763 00:41:03,064 --> 00:41:03,629 setting up the next round 764 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,297 of shots behind us. 765 00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:07,334 Then we hear someone shout, ready? 766 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,600 And we turn around, and we 767 00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:09,601 hustle back to our spots, 768 00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,468 and we grab our Dixie 769 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:12,639 Cubs, and we knock them back. 770 00:41:13,674 --> 00:41:15,576 Only this time it's fireball. 771 00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:16,474 Oh, no. 772 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:17,578 Exactly! 773 00:41:17,845 --> 00:41:18,444 Exactly! 774 00:41:18,446 --> 00:41:20,179 And I do not do fireball! 775 00:41:20,181 --> 00:41:21,814 I don't, like, ever! 776 00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:25,117 So I make a beeline for the Portabotties. 777 00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,285 I mean, I am absolutely 778 00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:28,854 tearing through this crowd. 779 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:30,122 I'm bobbing, and I'm weaving. 780 00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:31,489 I swear to God, they should have put me 781 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:32,726 on the field that day. 782 00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:34,860 I finally fight my way 783 00:41:34,862 --> 00:41:36,395 to the front of this line. 784 00:41:36,397 --> 00:41:38,130 I see one of the doors flips to green, 785 00:41:38,132 --> 00:41:39,732 and I make a break for it. 786 00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:41,667 And just as this door 787 00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:47,341 opens, I lose it all over a girl 788 00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:49,475 wearing horn-ranched glasses. 789 00:41:49,477 --> 00:41:50,542 No. 790 00:41:50,544 --> 00:41:51,777 I swear to God, those things needed 791 00:41:51,779 --> 00:41:53,212 frickin' windshield wipers. 792 00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,313 That's so bad. 793 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:55,447 So bad! 794 00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:56,583 Oh, my gosh, what'd she do? 795 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:58,652 She married me. 796 00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,086 What? 797 00:42:01,088 --> 00:42:01,887 Yeah. 798 00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:03,757 We used to call it our meat puke. 799 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:07,359 Oh, well, that's one 800 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:08,729 way to meet somebody. 801 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,197 Yeah. 802 00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:13,799 Wait, is this the one you said wouldn't 803 00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:15,100 shut up about the festival? 804 00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,301 It sure is. 805 00:42:16,303 --> 00:42:17,069 That's your wife. 806 00:42:17,071 --> 00:42:17,870 Yeah. 807 00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:19,571 Well, where the hell is she? 808 00:42:19,573 --> 00:42:20,339 You know, I'm sure 809 00:42:20,341 --> 00:42:21,106 those horn-ranched glasses 810 00:42:21,108 --> 00:42:23,644 will be a big head at Transbacos. 811 00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:28,782 She passed away. 812 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,686 Oh, my god. 813 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:36,355 I'm so sorry. 814 00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:37,156 It's okay. 815 00:42:37,158 --> 00:42:37,723 Sorry. 816 00:42:37,725 --> 00:42:39,925 I-- and I still don't 817 00:42:39,927 --> 00:42:41,528 know how to talk about this. 818 00:42:42,463 --> 00:42:43,962 It used to be the only 819 00:42:43,964 --> 00:42:45,599 thing that I talked about. 820 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:47,534 And then it was a little 821 00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:50,302 less, and then a little less, 822 00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:52,704 and then I started to 823 00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:53,705 miss talking about it. 824 00:42:53,707 --> 00:42:54,706 And now I get the chance 825 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:55,874 to talk about it again. 826 00:42:55,876 --> 00:43:01,114 And I-- I still don't know how to do it. 827 00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:05,217 Bet you regret asking me 828 00:43:05,219 --> 00:43:06,553 for that right now, huh? 829 00:43:08,289 --> 00:43:09,389 No. 830 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,859 Yeah, I-- I get it. 831 00:43:14,128 --> 00:43:14,960 I'm sorry. 832 00:43:14,962 --> 00:43:15,829 I just-- 833 00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:18,632 How long has it been? 834 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,536 It was a year last week. 835 00:43:24,638 --> 00:43:25,505 People keep saying that 836 00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,873 it's going to get easier, but-- 837 00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,578 and you read all of 838 00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:32,644 these books, you know? 839 00:43:32,646 --> 00:43:36,682 You read all of these stupid bullshit, 840 00:43:36,684 --> 00:43:39,718 how to fix yourself, self-help books. 841 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:43,156 Like, choose your own adventure, and 842 00:43:43,357 --> 00:43:44,656 remember the good times, 843 00:43:44,658 --> 00:43:46,593 and when in doubt, choose change. 844 00:43:46,595 --> 00:43:49,196 And it's like, here I am, 845 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:52,364 choosing my own adventure, 846 00:43:52,366 --> 00:43:54,234 remembering the good times. 847 00:43:54,969 --> 00:43:56,735 And the only thing that's changing 848 00:43:56,737 --> 00:43:57,736 is I'm crying in my 849 00:43:57,738 --> 00:44:01,441 car instead of my closet. 850 00:44:06,947 --> 00:44:09,883 I just want a normal life again. 851 00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,454 Yeah, but how? 852 00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:16,124 I don't know. 853 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:21,528 All I do know is that the worst thing 854 00:44:21,530 --> 00:44:22,629 that could have happened 855 00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:23,697 happened. 856 00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:27,334 And I'm still here. 857 00:44:33,407 --> 00:44:35,375 So fuck it, pass the Cheetos. 858 00:44:52,393 --> 00:44:54,126 9-6-5-9. 859 00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:55,227 Got it. 860 00:44:55,229 --> 00:44:55,861 So if you end up 861 00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,095 heading up to Big Bend... 862 00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:58,497 If you bring the snacks... 863 00:44:58,499 --> 00:44:58,997 Deal. 864 00:44:58,999 --> 00:44:59,698 Oh, and if you ever 865 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:00,699 make it out to Austin... 866 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:01,601 You'll bring the fireball. 867 00:45:01,603 --> 00:45:05,706 I'm glad that I picked you up. 868 00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:27,054 You checking in, hon? 869 00:46:27,388 --> 00:46:28,755 Just visiting a friend. 870 00:46:29,658 --> 00:46:31,490 Well, holler if you need anything. 871 00:46:31,492 --> 00:46:32,692 Nana, you gonna come 872 00:46:32,694 --> 00:46:34,527 fix this sink or what? 873 00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:36,063 Well, it ain't going nowhere. 874 00:46:56,785 --> 00:46:58,351 Please. 875 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,320 It got chilly out there. 876 00:47:01,322 --> 00:47:02,120 Oh, yeah. 877 00:47:02,122 --> 00:47:03,690 Front, finally blew in. 878 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,630 Interesting choice. 879 00:47:11,098 --> 00:47:11,963 Yeah, I probably would 880 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,533 have gone with something blue. 881 00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:18,939 So where you been from? 882 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,775 Just a bit east of here. 883 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:23,577 You? 884 00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:25,012 Up by Midland. 885 00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:30,051 What's your name? 886 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:35,022 Probably better that we don't. 887 00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:36,923 Right. 888 00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,128 You want to take a seat? 889 00:47:46,568 --> 00:47:47,834 What was the snack? 890 00:47:48,936 --> 00:47:50,204 Sorry? 891 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:51,903 In your text, you said something about a s- 892 00:47:51,905 --> 00:47:55,173 Oh, yeah, my fan belt, it, um, shredded, 893 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:57,544 so I had to hitch a ride. 894 00:47:58,178 --> 00:47:59,146 Oh. 895 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:01,615 You're not alone? 896 00:48:01,982 --> 00:48:02,948 Oh, no, no, no. 897 00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:04,618 I just got dropped off at the diner. 898 00:48:04,952 --> 00:48:06,020 Oh, okay. 899 00:48:08,322 --> 00:48:10,088 Look, I don't want any trouble. 900 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:11,490 I totally understand. 901 00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:12,592 I mean, cops, husband... 902 00:48:12,594 --> 00:48:13,358 No, no, no. 903 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,160 I mean, this is things like this. 904 00:48:15,162 --> 00:48:16,663 Trust me, trust me. 905 00:48:18,332 --> 00:48:19,733 There's nothing to worry about. 906 00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:22,502 I promise. 907 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,706 Fair enough. 908 00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:31,042 Alright, well, we're gonna 909 00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:33,311 start with a few questions, 910 00:48:33,313 --> 00:48:35,548 and you just answer truthfully. 911 00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:36,883 Okay. 912 00:48:38,051 --> 00:48:39,586 This your first time? 913 00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:40,452 Yeah. 914 00:48:40,454 --> 00:48:41,521 Yeah. 915 00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:42,588 Alright. 916 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,690 Any allergies? 917 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,023 You know, just normal stuff 918 00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,958 mesquite, ragweed. 919 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,595 Oh, no medical allergies. 920 00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:51,498 No, nothing. 921 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,832 Alright. 922 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:53,866 You have any other medical issues, 923 00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:55,668 um, heart problems, diabetes. 924 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:56,702 Nothing like that. 925 00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:57,737 Any STDs? 926 00:48:57,739 --> 00:48:58,437 Nope. 927 00:48:58,439 --> 00:48:59,304 Nothing? 928 00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:00,174 No. 929 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,542 You get tested before or after? 930 00:49:02,844 --> 00:49:03,910 After. 931 00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:05,779 That's great. 932 00:49:08,081 --> 00:49:10,583 And when was your last period? 933 00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,452 Um, 934 00:49:13,555 --> 00:49:15,122 12 weeks ago. 935 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:16,856 Do you know the date of conception? 936 00:49:17,224 --> 00:49:18,092 Yes. 937 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:19,926 Be exact, please. 938 00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:21,028 Fourth of July. 939 00:49:21,563 --> 00:49:22,696 Fourth. 940 00:49:23,898 --> 00:49:24,998 Ten weeks. 941 00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:29,136 Cuttin it close. 942 00:49:30,237 --> 00:49:31,738 Good thing you found me. 943 00:49:32,574 --> 00:49:33,873 Yeah. 944 00:49:36,276 --> 00:49:37,677 Well, 945 00:49:38,847 --> 00:49:40,480 first things first. 946 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,984 Oh, right, I'm sorry. 947 00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:46,184 Um, yeah, I didn't have time to get an 948 00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:47,553 envelope or anything like that. 949 00:49:47,555 --> 00:49:48,353 That's fine. 950 00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:49,020 Alright 951 00:49:49,022 --> 00:49:52,559 Um, 700, like you said. 952 00:49:57,130 --> 00:49:58,232 It's all there. 953 00:49:59,634 --> 00:50:00,734 Just making sure. 954 00:50:03,771 --> 00:50:04,838 700. 955 00:50:11,779 --> 00:50:15,748 So I am gonna write you 956 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:17,315 two medications. 957 00:50:17,317 --> 00:50:19,819 Mifepristone and misoprostol. 958 00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:20,987 Are you familiar with these? 959 00:50:20,989 --> 00:50:21,988 Yeah. 960 00:50:21,990 --> 00:50:23,957 I mean, I, I Googled them. 961 00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:25,156 It's all pretty straightforward. 962 00:50:25,158 --> 00:50:26,057 Just got to make sure 963 00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:28,295 that you take them in order. 964 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:30,028 The way I remember is 965 00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:34,634 Mife F first, Miso S second. 966 00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:36,170 Okay. 967 00:50:38,006 --> 00:50:39,106 Any side effects? 968 00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:43,009 You know, cramps, fatigue. 969 00:50:43,011 --> 00:50:44,911 Some people run a little bit of fever. 970 00:50:44,913 --> 00:50:46,111 Nothing major. 971 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:47,914 The pharmacy will fill you in. 972 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:49,216 There's one right down the street. 973 00:50:49,584 --> 00:50:52,153 Yeah, I saw that. 974 00:50:55,023 --> 00:50:57,188 Well, I can't tell you 975 00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:58,858 how much I appreciate this. 976 00:50:59,192 --> 00:51:00,294 Sure thing. 977 00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:07,967 So, um, is that it? 978 00:51:10,004 --> 00:51:11,338 Almost. 979 00:51:13,307 --> 00:51:18,645 I still got to, still got to sign it. 980 00:51:19,614 --> 00:51:20,680 Oh. 981 00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:22,782 Okay. 982 00:51:23,383 --> 00:51:25,952 But the second I do, it's a felony. 983 00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:39,899 I don't have any more 984 00:51:39,901 --> 00:51:40,866 money. That's all I brought. 985 00:51:40,868 --> 00:51:42,635 I don't want more money. 986 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,184 Look. 987 00:52:00,054 --> 00:52:02,089 I'm not gonna make you do anything. 988 00:52:04,726 --> 00:52:06,693 It's entirely up to you. 989 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:09,996 You're more than welcome to get up, 990 00:52:09,998 --> 00:52:11,398 go right out that door. 991 00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:13,766 You still got a few days, 992 00:52:13,768 --> 00:52:15,768 try to figure things out. 993 00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:20,241 Before, well, 994 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:23,810 before you need a different kind of procedure. 995 00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:35,156 Or I could sign the prescription. 996 00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:25,251 Thank you much. 997 00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:27,820 See you next week, Mr. Doggett. 998 00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:29,788 Hello. What can I do you for? 999 00:56:29,790 --> 00:56:31,924 Um, I just need to fill this. 1000 00:56:31,926 --> 00:56:33,025 Okie doke. 1001 00:56:33,027 --> 00:56:35,127 Now is this going to be insurance or out of pocket? 1002 00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:35,928 Out of pocket. 1003 00:56:35,930 --> 00:56:37,296 Fair enough. 1004 00:56:37,298 --> 00:56:39,999 Mifepristone and misoprostol. 1005 00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:52,546 Ma'am, we don't carry these drugs here. 1006 00:56:53,781 --> 00:56:56,015 And even if we did, you couldn't get them 1007 00:56:56,017 --> 00:56:57,484 with a fake prescription. 1008 00:56:58,386 --> 00:57:00,085 That- that isn't... 1009 00:57:00,087 --> 00:57:01,655 You should go. 1010 00:57:16,304 --> 00:57:17,371 Thank you. 1011 00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:42,995 Fuck. 1012 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:50,070 What the fuck? Fuck you! 1013 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:52,706 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1014 00:58:07,555 --> 00:58:10,224 Open up, you piece of shit! 1015 00:58:10,391 --> 00:58:12,459 Come on, open the door! 1016 00:58:12,727 --> 00:58:13,659 Who's a fake, you 1017 00:58:13,661 --> 00:58:15,894 fucking, fucking piece of shit! 1018 00:58:15,896 --> 00:58:16,763 Hey. 1019 00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:18,398 Hey! 1020 00:58:18,498 --> 00:58:19,765 Stay out of this! 1021 00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,734 Come on, open the door, you motherfucker! 1022 00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:23,302 There's no one there. 1023 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:24,269 What? 1024 00:58:24,271 --> 00:58:26,607 He checked out already. 1025 00:59:07,581 --> 00:59:09,616 I can get you something else. 1026 00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:12,653 Sorry, I'm just not that hungry. 1027 00:59:13,621 --> 00:59:14,755 It's okay. 1028 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:18,257 Top y'all off? 1029 00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:19,326 Sure. 1030 00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:25,164 Luann, you mind boxing that up? 1031 00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:26,231 Not at all. 1032 00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,232 Thanks. 1033 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:28,669 No rush. 1034 00:59:28,936 --> 00:59:30,170 Never is. 1035 00:59:36,177 --> 00:59:37,444 Thanks for all this. 1036 00:59:37,611 --> 00:59:39,646 Well, a girls gotta eat. 1037 00:59:41,082 --> 00:59:42,149 No. 1038 00:59:43,451 --> 00:59:44,751 I mean, for everything. 1039 00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:47,521 I'm just trying to help. 1040 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,534 I found his card in your purse. 1041 01:00:01,536 --> 01:00:02,535 What did you do? 1042 01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:05,138 He only knows that you need a ride. 1043 01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:08,175 Nina? 1044 01:00:08,309 --> 01:00:09,608 You got it. 1045 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:11,076 And you must be the preacher. 1046 01:00:11,078 --> 01:00:13,345 Well, I certainly have been called worse. 1047 01:00:13,347 --> 01:00:14,748 My friends call me Mike. 1048 01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:16,383 Hey there. 1049 01:00:16,450 --> 01:00:17,551 Hi. 1050 01:00:17,985 --> 01:00:20,187 Well, thanks for comin. 1051 01:00:20,321 --> 01:00:21,220 Drive okay? 1052 01:00:21,222 --> 01:00:22,754 Oh, no problem at all. 1053 01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:23,622 Gave me some time to get 1054 01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:24,957 reacquainted with Miss Reba. 1055 01:00:24,959 --> 01:00:27,493 Oh, now you're talkin. 1056 01:00:27,495 --> 01:00:30,130 Luann, bring this man a sweet tea. 1057 01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:31,363 Best in the county. 1058 01:00:31,365 --> 01:00:32,631 Just a sec. 1059 01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,301 Where are my manners, please? 1060 01:00:34,702 --> 01:00:35,769 Thank you. 1061 01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:39,773 I think you're in good hands now. 1062 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,340 You're welcome to join. 1063 01:00:41,342 --> 01:00:42,441 Oh, well, that's sweet. 1064 01:00:42,443 --> 01:00:43,408 Thank you. 1065 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,811 But y'all talk. 1066 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:47,347 I need to make some phone calls anyway. 1067 01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:49,683 You have my number, right? 1068 01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:51,518 Yeah. 1069 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,686 Thank you, Nina. 1070 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:54,052 Happy to help. 1071 01:00:54,054 --> 01:00:54,921 Thanks. 1072 01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:05,899 So, she owns that motel. 1073 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:07,834 Yep. 1074 01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:11,504 Well, she seems like a real nice lady. 1075 01:01:11,506 --> 01:01:12,505 Could have done a lot worse 1076 01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:13,774 than running into her. 1077 01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:16,243 So, what's up? 1078 01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:19,778 I didn't see your truck in the parking lot. 1079 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,682 It's because you passed it on the way here. 1080 01:01:22,349 --> 01:01:23,750 What? Where? 1081 01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:24,983 About ten miles east 1082 01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:26,420 of the filling station. 1083 01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:28,187 That was you? 1084 01:01:28,189 --> 01:01:29,256 Yep. 1085 01:01:29,658 --> 01:01:31,023 Now, I saw... 1086 01:01:31,025 --> 01:01:33,091 I thought you drove a tan truck. 1087 01:01:33,093 --> 01:01:34,227 It is tan. 1088 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:35,662 Huh. 1089 01:01:36,297 --> 01:01:38,365 Must have looked different in the dark. 1090 01:01:40,301 --> 01:01:42,367 So, how'd you get all the way up here? 1091 01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,702 You know, I... 1092 01:01:43,704 --> 01:01:45,137 Not really in the mood to walk you 1093 01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:46,539 through my whole day. So... 1094 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:47,741 Here y'all go. 1095 01:01:48,643 --> 01:01:49,609 Thank you much. 1096 01:01:49,611 --> 01:01:50,677 Thanks. 1097 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:52,946 So, what you hungry for? 1098 01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:54,713 Oh, no, I don't need anything. 1099 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:55,314 Alright. 1100 01:01:55,316 --> 01:01:55,714 Thank you. 1101 01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:56,448 Let me know if 1102 01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:57,115 you change your mind. 1103 01:01:57,117 --> 01:01:57,984 Mm-hmm. 1104 01:02:03,658 --> 01:02:07,426 Look, obviously, you've had a rough day. 1105 01:02:07,428 --> 01:02:08,661 A rough day? 1106 01:02:08,663 --> 01:02:11,496 Well, yeah, I mean, I know you've been 1107 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,300 going through something lately, 1108 01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:16,970 and I came here to help. 1109 01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:18,438 You want to help? 1110 01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:20,038 Of course I do. 1111 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,039 That's like my whole... 1112 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:23,577 Some things you can't just fix. 1113 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:26,546 Now, here's the thing. 1114 01:02:27,181 --> 01:02:29,316 And this is a very sweet thing. 1115 01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:33,020 It doesn't matter what it is, okay? 1116 01:02:33,622 --> 01:02:38,924 If it's drugs or alcohol or 1117 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:42,329 depression, whatever it may be, 1118 01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:43,762 we're all works in 1119 01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:44,597 progress, like I said... 1120 01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:45,665 I'm pregnant. 1121 01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:49,402 Oh. 1122 01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:57,442 I didn't know you were seeing anyone. 1123 01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:58,512 I'm not. 1124 01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:01,815 Oh. 1125 01:03:07,388 --> 01:03:08,120 Well, there are a lot of 1126 01:03:08,122 --> 01:03:09,656 resources available for... 1127 01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:10,724 For what? 1128 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:13,593 Nine months? 1129 01:03:14,295 --> 01:03:15,462 18 years? 1130 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,533 I work at a bar, Mike. 1131 01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,270 Well, do you know who the father is? 1132 01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:27,674 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 1133 01:03:27,676 --> 01:03:28,675 Is the father someone... 1134 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:29,743 It's Billy. 1135 01:03:31,879 --> 01:03:33,480 Archer? 1136 01:03:36,685 --> 01:03:38,652 Oh. Okay. 1137 01:03:40,522 --> 01:03:43,057 Well, he certainly comes from good stock. 1138 01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:44,956 I mean, it's not like 1139 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,393 y'all would struggle. 1140 01:03:47,428 --> 01:03:48,695 Plus, your brother's 1141 01:03:48,697 --> 01:03:50,564 already married to his sister. 1142 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:52,964 He's a good guy. 1143 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:54,534 I'm not having his baby. 1144 01:03:57,438 --> 01:04:00,574 And he is not a good guy. 1145 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,981 But I wanted him to be. 1146 01:04:10,752 --> 01:04:13,120 I thought he was, you know. 1147 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:16,990 I mean, he's Billy Archer. 1148 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,595 We've already been on three dates. 1149 01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:24,631 So, it was... 1150 01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:30,137 It was good. 1151 01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:32,772 It was... 1152 01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:35,109 He was... 1153 01:04:37,645 --> 01:04:38,712 Sweet. 1154 01:04:42,483 --> 01:04:43,550 So then... 1155 01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:47,888 Fourth of July, fourth date. 1156 01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:51,458 I knew we were finally gonna... 1157 01:04:54,395 --> 01:04:56,063 I mean, I wasn't even gonna drink. 1158 01:04:58,767 --> 01:04:59,966 But he handed me one. 1159 01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:02,903 Just one. 1160 01:05:06,508 --> 01:05:07,540 Then nothing. 1161 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:14,681 Everything went black until I woke up. 1162 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:21,920 It was the worst thing 1163 01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:23,890 that ever happened to me. 1164 01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:26,426 And I don't remember it. 1165 01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:33,433 But I can't forget. 1166 01:05:46,614 --> 01:05:47,714 Thanks. 1167 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:50,717 Oh, hang on. 1168 01:05:51,118 --> 01:05:52,986 Thank heaven you're still here. 1169 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,787 Yeah. Everything all right? 1170 01:05:54,789 --> 01:05:56,054 Yeah, fine. Good. 1171 01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:57,088 I was just hoping to 1172 01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:58,925 catch you before you... 1173 01:05:58,927 --> 01:06:00,225 Well, look. 1174 01:06:00,227 --> 01:06:01,928 Luann boxed you up for later. 1175 01:06:01,930 --> 01:06:02,562 Yes, ma'am. 1176 01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:03,630 That's good. 1177 01:06:04,532 --> 01:06:05,997 Well, I know you gotta get going and 1178 01:06:05,999 --> 01:06:07,867 everything, but you mind if I... 1179 01:06:09,871 --> 01:06:11,904 Yeah, I'll just put this in the car. 1180 01:06:11,906 --> 01:06:12,973 Thank you. 1181 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:16,709 Seems like he's a good man. 1182 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:19,512 Yeah, listen. About today. 1183 01:06:19,581 --> 01:06:20,278 Look, I talked to a 1184 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,980 friend of mine in New Mexico, 1185 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,014 and she has an appointment 1186 01:06:23,016 --> 01:06:25,552 for you tomorrow morning. 1187 01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:27,252 New Mexico, I... 1188 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:28,721 What are you talking about? 1189 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:30,257 She can help you. 1190 01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:45,170 I don't... I don't have any... 1191 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,172 That man stole all my money. 1192 01:06:47,174 --> 01:06:49,276 It's okay. I took care of it already. 1193 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:54,681 All you have to do is get there. 1194 01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:29,749 Everything okay? 1195 01:07:30,552 --> 01:07:32,119 Can you take me to the bus station? 1196 01:07:34,022 --> 01:07:35,289 It's Sunday. 1197 01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:37,857 Please. 1198 01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:41,262 Well, I mean, I would. It's just... 1199 01:07:42,664 --> 01:07:43,897 It's gonna be closed. 1200 01:07:47,635 --> 01:07:48,902 Right. 1201 01:09:58,498 --> 01:09:59,966 How long was I out for? 1202 01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:07,341 I didn't want to wake you. 1203 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,488 What did you...? 1204 01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,226 I just gave you a ride. 1205 01:10:27,862 --> 01:10:29,263 Why? 1206 01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:34,268 I... 1207 01:10:41,109 --> 01:10:43,477 Because you needed a ride. 1208 01:11:02,295 --> 01:11:03,497 Yeah, I better, um... 1209 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,368 I'll be here. 1210 01:12:25,378 --> 01:12:26,447 Oh. 1211 01:12:28,282 --> 01:12:30,417 Nina was hoping that you'd make it. 1212 01:12:33,621 --> 01:12:34,320 Just take a seat and 1213 01:12:34,322 --> 01:12:35,422 we'll give you a call. 1214 01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:44,431 It's purple. 1215 01:12:49,737 --> 01:12:50,604 You see? 1216 01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:55,109 Yes, I see. 1217 01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:57,044 Purple. 1218 01:12:57,178 --> 01:12:58,245 Okay. 1219 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:04,318 Let's see what's this one. 1220 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,421 It's pink, too. 1221 01:13:33,381 --> 01:13:34,448 Annie?